1) Mom, you looked pretty in your marrying dress.
2) Mom, when I was on my way to Grayson's house for a sleepover, I told Ms. Sarah that she looked hot in that dress.
3) Given: Mom, how many towns does it take to get to Dad's house? 500?
Me: It takes three: Plano, Allen, McKinney
Given: Dad lives in McKinney. I'm pretty smart, Mom.
Me.: There are lots of smart kids in this town!
Given: I'm the smartest kid EVER in this town. Mom....what town are we in?
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